Britney Spears pitches to be US President

Britney Spears has revealed how the United States would be run if she were made President.

The pop princess wore an eye-popping bikini and a red flower in her hair to deliver her manifesto which included 'free pie for everybody' and a 'nightclub on the moon'.

The singer read out the 'Top Ten ways the country would be different if Britney Spears were President'.

As the pre-recorded tape played, Letterman joked 'Woah! Think about that' and joked about how often she switched from hip to hip as she performed the pie


Her list read:

10. I'd be the first President to wear eye shadow since Nixon
9. We would only invade fun places like [Mexican holiday resort town] Cabo.
8. Free pie for everybody.
7. My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas.
6. I'd lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance 'Circus Fantasy.'
5. Every Presidential news conference would feature costume changes.
4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy.
3. Challenge U.S. to put a nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade.
2. Three words: Vice President Diddy.
1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me.